Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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