He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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