i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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