She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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