he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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