i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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