He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just high enough for therapy.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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