Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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