with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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