remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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