The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
MIDGETS
????
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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