what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
