I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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