Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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