I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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