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That's how twitter works, right?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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