Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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