Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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