you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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