Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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