One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
