you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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