Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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