dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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