I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
