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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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