no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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