the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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