It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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