Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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