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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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