Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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