the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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