Do vagina's smell?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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