these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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