Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
