If that was your dad, he is hot
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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