Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Randomize