I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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