Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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