pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
