I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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