I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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