I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I am mentally ready for anal.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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