Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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