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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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