just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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