none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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