i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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