ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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