Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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