No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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