new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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