I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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