belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
...so i touched it.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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