Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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