Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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