i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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