I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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