If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i've created a new STD.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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