New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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